My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
i hope i meet justin one day and he takes me to the studio and let’s me listen to all his new shit and then whips his dick out and tells me to get the suckin
Kids today will never understand.
The LAST ONE omfg
Used to have fun with the last one
The last fuckin one
Oh the struggle was too real with the last one
You know, I think I read online that sometimes human contact can help with pain.
Where I told you
I love you
this is so beautiful
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.